• white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
• white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

tablespoons:

those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs

(Source: jesuschristvevo, via officialryanross)

cinderlaura:

cinderlaura:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

(Source: bonnieandclydes, via ilikeb0ysinbands)

• Me at 2 am: I should bake a cake

muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

(via pizza)